Liz travels to India because she wants to find herself. Dave travels to India because he wants to get Liz into bed. Liz loves India, hugs the beggars, and is well on the way to finding her tantric centre. Dave, however, realises he hates Liz, and has bad karma towards his fellow travellers: Jeremy, whose spiritual journey is aided by cheques from his dad in Tunbridge Wells; Jonah, who hasn't worn shoes for a decade; and Fee and Gaz, fresh from leper-washing in Udaipur . . .